Frozen, demoralised and contemplating ‘leaving the house’? Try these instead.
Achieve hot drink harmony
Carefully weigh up the cosy-finger benefits of a cup of coffee or tea against the frigidity of your bathroom. Constant, cold pee breaks will quickly undermine the warming factor of frequent hot drinks. What coffee giveth with one hand, it taketh away with the other.
Waste no available sources
Got an old laptop that struggles to stay cool under pressure? Watch a few videos and wait for the base to heat up. Be sure to lie down and place laptop on trunk for maximum efficiency. If printing large documents on an ink jet printer, hold the collated pages to chest for residual warmth.
Buy a cape/blanket/poncho
Normal clothes are not enough for workers as stationary and sedentary as you. Layers are your friend. Also useful for concealing pyjamas, three day old stains etc. Running around pretending that you are Dracula is optional, but useful for generating body heat which can then be trapped be aforementioned layers.
Have a shower
When core temperature drops significantly and the mouse-clicking fingers start to feel like bunch of frozen baby carrots taped to a stone, have a hot shower. Also useful for avoiding emails and providing a legitimate excuse for not writing. Should be used sparingly due to high electricity costs.
Burn your failures
Bills, rejected copy, that novel you’ve been writing for most of your adult life – all can be valuable resources when the winter chill hits. An open fireplace or wood burning stove is preferable. Not only can you enjoy sitting in front of a cracking flame, the burning of failures provides that all important inner glow.
2 thoughts on “Winter survival for the freelance writer”
I always admire and applaud emerging writers. The courage to commit oneself to any art to avoid the otherwise intolerable crushing banality of most other work is an astonishing (and sadly punily paid) endeavour. Wrap up and shine on. Ta. Pete.
Awesome cape/blanket/poncho picture!